In DC right now, will be getting a streaming file up when I get back Sunday.

I'd like to introduce a new feature for our podcast which I will call, "Angry Emails."  If you have received an angry email that you would like to share with us, please do so and we will dramatically interpret your angry email on our podcast.  Please give us a little back story so that we can set it up properly and deliver in with the intended spirit.  I, myself, have never received an angry email.  Let me correct that.  I haven't received angry email from anyone I know.  I have received hate mail from Michael Jackson fans.  But I'm not counting that because they don't know me.  Only people who really know me are permitted to legitimately spill vile sentiments at me via the internet.  So far that hasn't happened and I owe that to my pleasant disposition and my restraint from  entering Paris Hilton chat rooms and spamming, “Whore!!!”  That's why I'm hoping that perhaps you have received angry hate mail so that together we can burst the bubble of the hurtful missive by having fun at the expense of its author. 

 

Here's how I got the idea.  My friend, Fini's boyfriend received an angry email from his ex-girlfriend after Fini suggested that perhaps the ex could call him a little less often.  I heard the email and I thought, "Gosh, people need to realize just how foolish they come across when typing childishly venomous thoughts and hitting the send button.  And what better way to bring this to their attention than by reading these letters aloud.  I will be reading Fini's angry ex email on our next podcast.

 

If you, too, have an angry email that you would like to share, send it to us at weezyandtheswish@gmail.com

 

I submit "The Opposite of Queer" as the Army's new slogan, as in: Join the Army...It's the Opposite of Queer. "Army of One" and "Be All that You Can Be" aren't in-your-face enough, and probably won't help the military reach their recruiting goals, which were falling short.

Some may say my slogan is immature, but those people are just stupid. They haven't researched the science of effective sloganeering like I have. According to the science, men are far more prone to act irrationally when their masculinity is threatened. There is a quantifiable link between childhood humiliation and Monster Truck enthusiasts. The larger the tires a man has on his truck, the greater the humiliations he experienced as a child. It's a fact.

I'm merely suggesting that we exploit the "queer fear" in men while our country is at war. We obviously need more volunteers.

Who's with me?

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This week, we have a very special guest. That's right, Bob Cowsill of The Cowsills joins us this week. As he sits in with Weezy and Laura during their weekly insanity session, Bob seems to weather the show rather well.

We are having some technical difficulties, we'll have the podcast up ASAP.

Per Weezy's request, if you have questions for Bob Cowsill, then you are encouraged to email them to us ASAP so we can include them in the upcoming podcast.

What ever you have on your mind will do. If you rather, we can also take actual spoken questions via our voicemail number. Just call us toll free at (866) 758-6991. Please speak clearly so we can understand you.

Thanks.

Guesting on our next podcast will be Bob Cowsill.  Bob is a member of the singing Cowsill family, responsible for hits like "The Rain The Park and Other Things," and "Hair."  Bob is the talent behind our theme song, "She Said To Me."  Listen for podcast #9 on Monday, August 8th.