I can only ever picture Jesus driving around in an old VW Bus with plenty of bumper stickers, a Krylon paint-job, and a beaded curtain hanging between the front seats and the back. It would also be covered in cool bumper stickers with sayings like "My other car is a donkey" and "If the van's-a-swayin' don't bother prayin'!" He would always ride in the diamond-lane, and if anyone bothered to pull him over and call him on it, he would always pull out the "the holy-spirit is in the passenger seat" card. There would always be a cloud of smoke that rolled from the side door every time he got out, and he would travel around the country solving crimes with his talking Great Dane. No wait...I just described Shaggy and Scooby. Oh well, same difference.