Let's talk about life as Rush Limbaugh's cousin. It's not always easy, the friend with benefits who wants boyfriend bragging rights, the grandma who would love to see her grandson with a haircut, the gay guy with the bossy, straight roommate, the widow who wants to use her late husband's sperm to father a new baby and the nice neighbor who needs to get just a little bit nasty.
Is this man your cousin? Our thoughts and prayers are with you.