On the docket: When texting becomes deadly, the tattooed teenage face fiasco, how to tell your friend that her boyfriend is cheating, a couple with a bedroom conflict, the "best friend" who is jealous of his gal pal's new boyfriend, newspaper union problems, how to get your lazy spouse off the sofa and out into the world and Diane's crush on Craig Ferguson!
Helpful life tip: Do not let this guy touch your face.